I can’t wait until I get that job at Starbucks because I’m going to spell everyone’s name wrong so they can’t instagram their cups
Sex is so weird like hey I love you let me stick my hard extra limb into your tiny hole and then slam it into you repeatedly because I love you
wearing cute underwear makes me hate myself a little less
Don’t watch this if you’re soaked in gasoline because it will warm your heart and you will burn to death and die.
this girl telling me not to eat my cake because i don’t want my thighs to touch
they won’t be touching with your man between them
